10. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
9. Is there a keg in your pants because I’d like to tap that @$$.
8. OK, I’m not the best looking one here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
7. You don’t look very good yet, but just let me drink a few more and I’ll love you.
6. Excuse me, I know I don’t know you but can we have sex now?
5. Why not?
4. You know those pants are nice, they’ll look even nicer on my bedroom floor.
3. Wait, don’t say anything, I’m having a fantasy.
2. Hi my name is ________, remember it because you’ll be screaming it all night.
10 worse pickup lines
March 20, 2009 – 9:42 pm
10 things not to say during sex
March 20, 2009 – 9:41 pm
10. But everybody looks funny naked!
9. Do you accept Visa?
8. On second thought, let’s turn off the lights.
7. Try not to leave any stains, okay?
6. I want a baby!
5. When is this supposed to feel good?
4. Did I remember to take my pill?
3. You’re almost as good as my ex!(Or your sister).
2. You look younger than you feel.
1. You can cook too, right?
10 reasons why beer is better than religion
March 20, 2009 – 9:37 pm
10. No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
9. Beer doesn’t try to ruin your sex life.
8. Wars are not fought over beer.
7. They don’t force beer on minors who can’t think for themselves.
6. When you have a beer, you don’t knock on other people’s doors trying to give it away.
5. Nobody’s ever been burned at the stake, hanged, or tortured over his brand of beer.
4. You don’t have to wait 2000+ years for a second beer.
3. There are laws saying beer labels can’t lie to you.
2. You can prove you have a beer.
1. If you become addicted to beer, there are groups to help you escape.
10 reasons why beer is better than sex
March 20, 2009 – 9:36 pm
10. You can have a beer in public.
9. When you go to a bar you can always pick up a beer.
8. A beer won’t get upset when you come home with beer on your breath.
7. You can enjoy a beer all month long.
6. A beer doesn’t get jealous when you grab another beer.
5. You always know you’re the first one to pop a beer.
4. You don’t have to wash a beer before it tastes good.
3. A beer is always wet.
2. A beer always goes down easy.
1. You can share a beer with your friends.
10 reasons why halloween is better than sex
March 20, 2009 – 9:35 pm
10. Guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gave you candy.
6. It’s OK when the person you’re with fantasizes you’re someone else, because you ARE someone else.
5. 40 years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don’t get what you want, you can always go next door.
3. Doesn’t matter if kids hear you moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the next morning.
1. You can “do” the whole neighborhood!!!